Thursday, June 7, 2007

My Non Sequitur Can Beat Up Your Non Sequitur

Baffling. This is BR's side of the conversation. The other conversant is the probverbial Rosetta Stone, without which one cannot possibly decipher how this was a sequential conversation.

A short exchange, to be sure, but noteworthy. Unembellished and unabridged:

BR: "How you doin'?"
(Pause)
BR: "Umm hmm."
(Pause)
BR: "Strawberries."
(Pause)
BR: "Yahoo.com."
(Pause)
BR: "Tryin' to senjer 'dress book? It's easy."
(Pause)
BR: "Is that what you call finger-lickin' good?"
(Pause)
BR: "Heh heh heh."
(Pause)
BR: "How's the weather up thar?"
(Pause)
BR: "You sure it's nine-y? It's prolly sevenny-five, but you call it nine-y. Anythin' above sevenny-five."
(Pause)
BR: "Awrightee. Later!"
(Long pause while I make that "WTF?" face)

1 comment:

spicoli said...

The other side:
BR: "How you doin'?"
Billy Bob: Pretty good except for the strawberries in my butt.
BR: "Umm hmm."
Billy Bob: They're stuck.
BR: "Strawberries."
Billy Bob: I'm googlin' how to get em out. what's that nin-ternet address?
BR: "Yahoo.com."
Billy Bob: Oh yeah i found it. I sent ya muh email program yesterday.
BR: "Tryin' to senjer 'dress book? It's easy."
Billy Bob: Yeah i taped muh dress book to a box of KFC.
BR: "Is that what you call finger-lickin' good?"
Billy Bob: Huh? heh. heh he.
BR: "Heh heh heh."
Billy Bob: Heh.
BR: "How's the weather up thar?"
Billy Bob: Hotter than blue blazes with strawberries in my butt. there's gotta be nine-y of em in thar.
BR: "You sure it's nine-y? It's prolly sevenny-five, but you call it nine-y. Anythin' above sevenny-five."
Billy Bob: I gotta go find the kool whip.
BR: "Awrightee. Later!"