BR: "We wuz down thar at the oshen and this guy over thar hooked summin' big. Looked lyke he caught uh shark, but he wuzn't expectin' to catch uh fish lyke that in 18" uh water. Wonder if he ate it. Yuh know, any fish is edibul, 'cept sometimes they're hard to prepare. Taste like sawdust. Ah don't like buffalo 'r carp. Them's junk fish an' Ah don't lyke 'em."
Maybe with some ketchup on a "Mack-Donald's" bun?
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I work for an organization in the Southern US. The guy in the cube next to me is so f@%#ing loud, I can barely hear myself think. He (let's call him "Billy Ray") and his colleague ("Cooter"?) chit-chat constantly about CRAP. This is my testament to what comes out of their mouths. I shit you not. With only EXTREMELY slight paraphrasing, what's said is said, And you can't make this shit up. Welcome to The "BR" Experience. FYI -- "A Lotta People Don't Know That" is a signature "BR" segue.
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maybe some butt-strawberries would make it more delicious.
mmmmmm - butt berries 'n carp...
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