Homewreckers

BR: "Ah wuz gonna fix that spring on mah boat this weekend, but mah son called an' needed help putting the sign back up on the shop. Guess the wind blew it down. 'Course in three weeks time, them stupid birds done built a nest up in there. When we moved that panel, we found that nest. The mama was gone and she left her babies. An' you know wut? She ain't never comin' back."